The Apothecary's Script - Monday, 18th Jun 2012

To be wise you must first be young and stupid. ~ Tina Mofidy Rouhi

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses.  ~ Henry Ford

Everyone is a genius... But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live it’s whole life believing that it is stupid.  ~ Albert Einstein

A house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived. ~ Rose Macaulay

The truth will set you free.  But first it will piss you off. ~ Gloria Steinem

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. ~ Winston S. Churchill

History is a race between education and catastrophe. ~ H. G. Wells

I cannot teach anybody anything.  I can only make them think.  ~ Socrates

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy. ~ Howard Newton

A teenager is too tired to hold a dishcloth but never too tired to hold a phone. ~ Anonymous

The door of a bigoted mind opens outwards so that the only result of the pressure of facts upon it is to close it more snugly. ~ Ogden Nash

Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man. ~ James Thurber

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. ~ Mark Twain

The object of parenting isn’t to paint the picture for your family, but to paint the picture with your family! ~ Steve Schultz

Procrastination is attitude’s natural assassin. There’s nothing so fatiguing as an uncompleted task. ~ William James

To err is human; to blame it on the other guy is even more human. ~ Bob Goddard

Some people care too much.  I think it’s called love. ~ Winnie the Pooh

If your plan is for one year plant rice. If your plan is for ten years plant trees. If your plan is for one hundred years educate children.  ~ Confucius

Secret: what we tell everybody to tell nobody. ~ Ambrose Bierce

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.  ~ Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Home is a place where teenagers go to refuel. ~ Anonymous

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